Hollywood has it's share of exotica, indeed, as an example this flower. Crazy big, kinda of sexy, or just plain gross ( wait, I just described my agent ).
This eccentric flower vine is growing in my neighbor's garden. If you know the name of this species please let us know. We and all the neighbors have several names for it, which of course I can't repeat.
Before we can enter the flower in the garden club competition we need the proper name, not the pornographic names we keep coming up with.
I starts by looking like this, but smaller ( I can hear you laughing ).
And then it opens to a full two feet long by one foot wide ( my agent's mouth when he talks )
You can't fool me, I know what thinking.
The front, varicose veins and all.
The back, cellulite and all.
Oh and did I say, it smells like heaven ( the flower, not my agent ).
PS. If you're wondering why an agent, it's because everyone knows in Hollywood, it takes a agent to get in a garden club.